Dear diary,
The day I feared arrived: I have a huge competitor in my quest to become master of this planet: the CERN. (I am really jealous of their apparatus, needless to say, and they have actual computing power, not a grid that crash every two days).
Their announcement does not need any comments:
Dark scientists gone mad! You will learn how to destroy the Earth and enslave the world population, probably not in that order. But also: why it is a good idea to transform the Sun into a white dwarf to solve scientific disagreements, how to use the formation of a black hole to defend the civilization against aliens / how to threaten a galactic empire... FLEE WHILE YOU STILL CAN DO IT!
Tuesday, April 1, 2014
Saturday, March 29, 2014
Chemical warfare and swimming pools
Obviously, something went wrong in their plan to conquer the world!
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